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stephastated:

“mary had a little…”

stephastated:

“mary had a little…”

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jommeez:

wow first of all how do you even touch a bird

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prayforprada:

shes clinging on to that shoe for dear life

prayforprada:

shes clinging on to that shoe for dear life

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thatwetshirt:

Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.

I NEVER CAUGHT THE PARALLEL

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7 weeks to 7 months

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somefagonyourdash:

me avoiding getting a ticket


is that little animal watching?

somefagonyourdash:

me avoiding getting a ticket

is that little animal watching?

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isitweirdthatim:

This will literally make your day

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